Life does its thing.
The train leaves early. Your coffee arrives cold. Someone watches videos on speaker. In public.
Humanity. A work in progress.NOCHILL. NOT EVEN A LITTLE.
Your neighborhood
has issues.
Now there’s a map for that.
Drop an emoji pin where life did you dirty.
See where everyone else is losing their chill.
Finally, some local culture.
Get NoChill for iPhone. Bring your own grudge.
A perfectly normal Tuesday.
Lovely area.
The pins disagree.
The pins disagree.
ACTUAL APP. VERY REAL ATTITUDE.
BAD VIBES. ✳ GOOD MAP. ✳ ZERO CHILL. ✳ BAD VIBES. ✳ GOOD MAP. ✳ ZERO CHILL. ✳
A VERY SERIOUS PUBLIC SERVICE
Don’t bottle it up.
There’s a pin for that.
All that pent-up irritation. Finally, a location.
Put it on the map.
Open NoChill, pick the emoji that gets it, and drop a pin. A little less bottling. A little more plotting.
Cartography, but make it petty.Oh, it’s not just you.
Explore the HateMap and see where everyone else has had enough. Your city has a lot to unpack.
Suddenly, you feel very reasonable.FIVE STAGES OF ABSOLUTELY NOT
Use your words.
Or, don’t.
Some situations don’t deserve a paragraph.
Pick your particular flavor of fed up.
A surprisingly comprehensive emotional vocabulary.
BUILT FOR HEALTHIER COMMUNITIES.
Just kidding.
It’s a map of
pissed-off people.
Explore the HateMap. Check the leaderboard of the most hated places. Find out where the bad vibes are doing numbers.
I need to see my neighborhoodYES, THIS IS A REAL APP.
Questions?
Of course you
have questions.
We made a whole website.
Apparently that wasn’t enough.
Okay, what actually is NoChill?
A map of everyday frustration. Drop emoji pins in the app, explore where other people lost their chill, and check the leaderboard of the most hated places. Important civic infrastructure. Obviously.
Can I drop a pin on this website?
Nope. This is the sales pitch. The pin-dropping, map-exploring part happens in the NoChill app. We even put buttons everywhere. Subtle, right?
What are the different pins?
Pure Shit. F this! Ewww! Big mad! Clown ass. Five reactions for the many creative ways a day can disappoint you.
Is this an excuse to be awful to people?
No. Bad coffee, endless traffic, the general audacity of Tuesday: excellent material. Targeting or harassing people: find a better hobby.
Will this fix anything?
It will put it on a map. Let’s manage expectations.
YOU MADE IT TO THE BOTTOM. CONCERNING.
Less deep breaths.
More dropped pins.
The world isn’t getting less annoying.
You might as well get a better map.
NoChill for iPhone. Your city can explain itself.
UNFORTUNATELY, WE HAVE INTERNET ACCESS.
Bad influence.
Excellent follow.
Because apparently an entire app wasn’t enough of an outlet.
Now we’re your feed’s problem, too.
TikTok
Brief videos. Lasting grudges.
Enable my doomscrolling ↗Link incoming. Patience wasn’t our thing either.Your screen time report is about to get defensive.
Instagram
A carefully curated lack of composure.
Ruin my aesthetic ↗Link incoming. Patience wasn’t our thing either.For your aesthetically pleasing downward spiral.
X
A platform full of unsolicited opinions.
Oh good. More opinions. ↗Link incoming. Patience wasn’t our thing either.Honestly, we feel overdressed.
Follow us. Or don’t. We’re handling rejection incredibly normally.